When an athlete falls into the stands, your immediate reaction is to brace the fall, and send them on their way with a couple pats on the back…or if you played high school ball, maybe a quick, one time, slap to the backside.
Santa plays by a different set of rules.
— BIGPLAY (@BIGPLAY_com) November 6, 2015
The jolly face makes the ass squeeze all the better. Watch out kids…Santa is drunk and aggressive this year.