Last Week
Bode: 8 – 6 (.571)
TBuck: 8 – 6 (.571)
The Kid: 8 – 6 (.571)
BMac: 4 – 10 (.286)
Jer: 4 – 10 (.286)
Meat: 3 – 11 (.214)
Season Record
Bode: 51 – 49 (.510)
The Kid: 50 – 50 (.500)
TBuck: 49 – 51 (.490)
Jer: 47 – 53 (.470)
BMac: 47 – 53 (.470)
Meat: 46 – 54 (.460)
Kansas City @ Oakland (+7)
Meat, BMac, TBuck, Jer
The Kid, Bode
Bode: Oakland’s been doing fine against the spread so ride them at home.
Meat: Oakland’s a very good team at 0 – 10. A few plays here and there and they’d easily be 1 – 9.
TBuck: Oakland’s rush D is so porous. How porous is it!?! Real porous!
Consensus: 
Cleveland (+3) @ Atlanta
Meat, BMac, TBuck, Jer
Bode, The Kid
BMac: Wrong team is favored in this one. Browns o-line should push around Atlanta’s weak front 7.
The Kid: All the injuries have caught up with the Cardiac Kids.
Jer: Atlanta shouldn’t be giving points to anyone. Brownies need this to keep playoff hopes alive.
Consensus: 
Tennessee (+10.5) @ Philadelphia
Meat, Bode, TBuck
BMac, Jer, The KId
The Kid: Tennessee coming off Monday Night Football and they suck.
Meat: Signs of life against Pittsburgh shows Titans can keep it close enough to keep Sanch-joke from covering the big spread.
TBuck: Philly really only has one impressive win this season – all the way back in week 2. They shouldn’t be giving double digits here.
Consensus: 
Detroit (+7) @ New England
BMac, Jer, The Kid
Meat, Bode, TBuck
BMac: Too many points to give a Lion’s team whose defense keeps it in every game.
Jer: Pats are due for a regression and Detroit keeps finding ways to win, or at least keep things close.
Meat: As good as the Lions have looked, New England has easily looked a touchdown better at home.
Consensus: 
Green Bay @ Minnesota (+9.5)
Meat, Bode, BMac, TBuck
The Kid, Jer
Bode: MIN at home means nothing against the rolling Pack.
Jer: Packers in same boat as the Pats: can’t keep up that output. I’ll take the points at home.
Meat: Green Bay covers by a mile. A fucking mile.
Consensus: 
Jacksonville (+13.5) @ Indianapolis
BIG PLAY LOCK
TBuck: “Jacksonville is standing on the tracks and the train’s about to come through…buttheads.” – Rube Baker
BMac: Blowout city in Indy.
Bode: Indy not giving enough points at home.
Consensus: 
Cincinnati (+2) @ Houston
BIG PLAY LOCK
BMac: Can’t trust Andy Dalton to win two straight on the road, especially with how good Houston’s D looks now that Clowney is back.
Meat: If Houston’s D made Cleveland look that pedestrian, imagine what they’ll do to Dalton?
TBuck: Cincy is too Jekyl and Hyde this year to get a good read on. Also, there’s a good chance Dalton’s obituary will have JJ Watt’s name mentioned in it.
Consensus: 
New York Jets (+4.5) @ Buffalo
BMac, TBuck, Jer
Meat, Bode, The Kid
Jer: Think Buffalo wins this, but it’ll be a super tight game. Stay away.
The Kid: Jets lose by forfeit as an avalanche engulfs the team bus.
Meat: Snow doubt about this one, as there’s snow way Buffalo loses to the Jokes.
Consensus: 
Tampa Bay (+6) @ Chicago
TBuck
Meat, Bode, Jer, The Kid, BMac
Bode: Cutler throws 5 TD’s and 4 INT’s and Bears win by 7.
TBuck: Tampa’s been a tough out on the road this year. May not a win but they should keep Chicago from covering.
Jer: Did Chicago right the ship? We’ll see. Definitely taking the home favorite if the line stays under a TD.
Consensus: 
Arizona (+6.5) @ Seattle
Meat, Bode, Jer
BMac, TBuck, The Kid
BMac: Tough spot for Stanton on the road here.
TBuck: This line screams Arizona. Seattle should not be giving this many points to them, so, in Vegas logic, all that points to taking Seattle.
Jer: Home field not what it used to be for Seattle and Zona keeps getting it done.
Consensu: 
Saint Louis (+5.5) @ San Diego
Meat, TBuck
Bode, Jer, The Kid, BMac
Bode: St. Louis overachieved against Denver, so taking the home team.
Meat: San Diego can’t win a meaningful game and certainly won’t against the sneaky Rams.
The Kid: San Diego is 0 and 5 against the spread. They’re due.
Consensus: 
Miami (+7) @ Denver
Bode, TBuck, The Kid
Meat, BMac, Jer
TBuck: Miami’s defense is good and they eat up some clock on offense. Look for the cover.
Meat: If you really think Peyton’s not going to go gorillas after last week you’re stoopid.
Jer: Denver looking for revenge after the embarrassing loss, though I’d take Miami if this line goes up.
Consensus: 
Redskins (+8.5) @ San Francisco
Bode, TBuck, The Kid
Meat, BMac, Jer
TBuck: Washington due for a cover and I still can’t trust San Fran giving up this many points.
BMac: Washington is a mess right now.
Meat: Washington is so bad right now even Jim Harbaugh can cover that spread.
Consensus: 
Dallas (+3.5) @ New York Giants
Meat, Bode, BMac, TBuck, Jer
The Kid
The Kid: Wouldn’t be surprised if the Giants win outright and Dallas is 0 – 5 against the spread.
Jer: Dallas is off the bye and the better team by a lot. They’ll win outright.
TBuck: See: Manning, Eli; week 11.
Consensus: 
Baltimore (+3.5) @ New Orleans
Meat, BMac, TBuck, Jer
Bode, The Kid
Meat: If the Saints win, it won’t be by more than a field goal.
The Kid: Going to be an ugly Mardi Gras.
Bode: Saints. Just the Saints.
