Lonzo Ball’s dad LaVar Ball makes a new ridiculous comment every day. Instead of bragging about his kid’s talent as usual, LaVar went overboard complimenting his own play today. LaVar claimed he would have been able to beat Michael fucking Jordan in a game of one-on-one basketball.
“Back in my heyday, I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one. I would just back him in and lift him off the ground and call a foul every time he fouls me when I do a jump hook to the right or the left,’’ Ball said. “He cannot stop me one-on-one. He better make every shot ’cause he can’t go around me. He’s not fast enough. And he can only make so many shots outside before I make every bucket under the rim.”
LaVar and Lonzo vs. Jordan and Stephen Curry. Make it happen.