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Josh Gordon Suspension to be 8x Greater Than Clocking a Woman Unconscious

Ray Rice was recently handed a 2 game suspension, sidelining him for the first 2 games against AFC North rivals Cincinnati and Pittsburgh. We all remember the TMZ video of Rice dragging his girlfriend around a casino lobby. 

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And although the actual punch wasn’t captured on film, we’re pretty confident it went something like this.

[embedpl[embedplusvideo height=”250" width=”320" editlink=”http://bit.ly/WFGdZC” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/G2dAZfLZQQQ?fs=1&vq=hd720" vars=”ytid=G2dAZfLZQQQ&width=320&height=250&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=1&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=&notes=” id=”ep4772" /]Josh Gordon is set to face the firing squad on August 1st, as he appeals his banishment from the league. All signs point to a 1 year, 16 game suspension, making it 8 times the penalty for clocking out a bitch. Solid work, NFL.

The NFL has yet to comment on the weak ass women beating ban, however did announce that they will yet again be selling a bunch of pink women’s apparel for 2 months again this year.

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