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David Ortiz Offered $100,000 To Star In Porno

Earlier in the week David Ortiz was reported saying that if he wasn’t playing pro ball he would want to do porn. In a questionnaire he filled out for the Players’ Tribune, Big Papi declared that his dream job was to be a porn star. Well his dream may become a reality thanks to Vivid Entertainment.

Ortiz has been offered $100,000 from Vivid Entertainment to star in a flick called “Big Papi’s Slugger.”

 

CEO of Vivid Entertainment, Steve Hirsch, had this to say about his hopeful future employee.

“His personality is too big for just one. He’d play alongside four or five women.”

Do it David, wreck their shit. Show them why you’re called Big Papi.

 

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