Carlos Boozer is Way Too Old to Get Back in the Rap Game

Don’t do this again, Carlos. We know you’re depressed from getting bounced out of Chicago via your Bulls contract’s amnesty clause. But at 33, it’s too late to get back into the rap game. And that’s considering your 2011 stint counted as “in the game”.

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Take a lesson from these guys…you are going to look like an idiot. Click next to continue.

Jason Kidd- “What the Kidd Did”

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<p>Jason Kidd tells everyone he “isn’t being ironic” when he watches Diners, Drive-Ins, &amp; Dives on mute while listening to Smash Mouth.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />

You pick. Which is worse, his bleached hair or his single? There is no wrong answer.

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Tony Parker- “Balance Toi”

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When you do a rap song completely in French, and the lyrics describe the geography of France, you don’t get a youtube video attached to your slide.

Kobe Bryant- “K.O.B.E.”

He was a superstar, he was young, and he was driven. And he flopped with the rest of them.

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Gordon Hayward- “Too Big Yo”


 At least you looked like an idiot in your early 20’s. Just don’t do it again.

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Hopefully Boozer takes a look at his NBA rapping friends and decides to back out of this album. No matter what happens…worst case scenario we once again get turnt up to some Trina.

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