“BDN” Foles is Gonna Win Another Goddamn Super Bowl

We all thought no way it can happen again, there’s absolutely no way Nick Foles can step in and lead the Eagles on another magical run to the Superbowl again. As a Patriots fan I just couldn’t fathom it.

When I think of Nick Foles my eye starts to twitch a little bit and I have PTSD flashbacks to Philly Specials and BDN swinging that thing all over my face last year in the SB.

After Wentz went down earlier this season and Nick Foles stepped in, I jokingly told one of my friends that’s an unbearable Eagles fan that Foles was going to lead the Eagles to another Super Bowl and beat my Patriots again. It was a funny joke at the time, but now it appears that my nightmare may be coming true.


I mean this guy just cannot lose, he is now 7-0 in win or go home games. He didn’t even play all that great tonight, but when the game was on the line and he had to get a touchdown against the best defense in the NFL did anyone really doubt he would do it? I certainly didn’t. This guy just get’s the job done when it counts, simple as that. Yeah Cody Parkey blew it, but Foles won that game. Kickers miss kicks, legends make game winning drives.

There’s this part of me that wants the Patriots and Eagles to have a rematch so my Pat’s can get revenge and I can talk shit to every obnoxious Eagles fans that has let me hear it for the past year. But then there is this other part of me that would rather rip my fingernails off than endure two weeks of sleepless nights leading up to another Super Bowl with Nick Foles.

What would he do this time? Replace the Eagles kicker Jake Elliot and drill and 65 yard game-winning field goal in my face? Start returning kickoffs and run back a 99 yard return for a touchdown? You just never know. It seems like this guy can do anything.

With the Eagles players putting up shrines like Helga Pataki in “Hey Arnold” I don’t know how we can stop this.

It seems like my only option may be to take a play out of the Voodoo playbook from Pedro Cerrano in Major League and start my own type of shrine like this.

And yes I know Cerrano used Voodoo to actually help him but I need to try something, anything. I can’t have this happen again, it will literally ruin my life. I have to takes any steps necessary to take this man down. No more taking him lightly.

Obviously both the Patriots and Eagles have to win some huge games for this to happen again. But you’d be lying to yourself if you said it didn’t feel like fate that these two would end up facing each other in the Super Bowl again. It’s like Foles is the Night King in Game of Thrones and last year he killed my dragon but this year he’s coming to kill me and everyone I know. I can’t live in a world where Eagles fans beat my team twice in a Super Bowl. I already deal with Giants fans but they’ve been irrelevant for so long that it’s almost an afterthought at this point.

The Eagles looked to be on that path to irrelevancy earlier this season, but what do you know, here comes “BD” Nick F’n Foles all over again. Ready to swing that thing all over the place and ready to crush my dreams all over again.



  1. Albert Schulte

    Albert Schulte

    January 7, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    @paulyacos I believe in St Nick but the magic comes to a end next week in New Orleans against the Saints

  2. Michael Hatfield

    Michael Hatfield

    January 7, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Trevor Woolum Ryan Busick Joshua Trent

  3. cali


    January 7, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    @paulyacos Ahhhhhh NO #No SHOT

  4. Tyler Dickson

    Tyler Dickson

    January 7, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    Patrick Lewis the man, the myth, the legend BDN!!

  5. Drew Bender

    Drew Bender

    January 7, 2019 at 10:45 am

    This would be legendary

  6. Wesley Sachtleben

    Wesley Sachtleben

    January 7, 2019 at 10:37 am

    Zach Hernandez

  7. Casey Walley

    Casey Walley

    January 7, 2019 at 10:22 am

    Ryan Chew bdn see

  8. Preston Simpson

    Preston Simpson

    January 7, 2019 at 10:13 am

    Jonathan Tillman this article is hilarious!!

  9. Michael Stone

    Michael Stone

    January 7, 2019 at 9:36 am

    Chris Bottoms

  10. Daniel Kotsias

    Daniel Kotsias

    January 7, 2019 at 9:29 am

    Ben Rider

  11. Beau Bomhower

    Beau Bomhower

    January 7, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Don’t get to comfy eagles fans, the eagles didn’t win that game the bears lost it.

  12. Antonio Lourenco Gomes

    Antonio Lourenco Gomes

    January 7, 2019 at 5:32 am

    No the fuck hes not. Saints all the way!

  13. Eddie Calderon

    Eddie Calderon

    January 7, 2019 at 4:53 am

    Emmanuel Calderon

  14. Norman Counts

    Norman Counts

    January 7, 2019 at 1:48 am

    Classless I’m unfollowing

  15. Kurry Mullen

    Kurry Mullen

    January 7, 2019 at 1:20 am

    Tim Mullen I told you BDN

  16. Joe Henry

    Joe Henry

    January 7, 2019 at 12:50 am

    No. No he’s not.

  17. Tyler Dame

    Tyler Dame

    January 7, 2019 at 12:32 am

    If he does, I’m going to be happy for him. People stay shitting on Nick Foles

  18. Greg Banks

    Greg Banks

    January 6, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    Freddie Simpkins its confirmed… they do call him that…wtf…

  19. Jeremy Jackson

    Jeremy Jackson

    January 6, 2019 at 11:39 pm


  20. Cory Jackson

    Cory Jackson

    January 6, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    Lmaaaaoooo Shane Woods I thought we only called him Big Dick Nick!!! Hahahahaha!!!

    • Russ Kes

      Russ Kes

      January 6, 2019 at 11:46 pm

      Cory Jackson footlong foles way better……

    • Cory Jackson

      Cory Jackson

      January 6, 2019 at 11:46 pm

      Russ Kes I Like it!!! Lmao

    • Shane Woods

      Shane Woods

      January 7, 2019 at 12:27 am

      Guys cock is massive! Let’s go birds!!!

  21. Seth Nikkel

    Seth Nikkel

    January 6, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    Nah, this team doesnt have near enough talent for another superbowl run

  22. Hector Lopez

    Hector Lopez

    January 6, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    Ya must love his dick to keep mentioning it so damn much.

  23. Nick Burstyne

    Nick Burstyne

    January 6, 2019 at 10:53 pm


  24. Erick Ortega

    Erick Ortega

    January 6, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    The same clowns that wrote this just the other day.. hell yeah we’re gonna go all the way! Flyeaglesfly!!

  25. Mikey Deckman

    Mikey Deckman

    January 6, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    Nah chargers gonna put in work

  26. Nate Smith

    Nate Smith

    January 6, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    @paulyacos No chance. He looked like garbage against a teams whose offense is questionable at best. Sa…

  27. Jake Gandy

    Jake Gandy

    January 6, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    Justin Taylor

    • Jake Gandy

      Jake Gandy

      January 6, 2019 at 10:27 pm

      Did you write this article? Lol

  28. Justin Poe

    Justin Poe

    January 6, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    Lmao No

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