76ers Promotion by Papa Johns is the Saddest Promotion Ever

The Papa put together the following promo going into the 76ers season:

50% off pizza when the 76ers win.

That’s pretty sad. But the saddest part? Since no one has been able to take advantage (76ers can’t win a game) the Papa upped the offer, delivering the most pathetic promotion in the history of the NBA.


90 points. When the 76ers score 90 points, you get 50% off at Papa Johns, win lose or draw. 90 points will almost always result in a loss. There’s nothing like calling up Papa Johns shortly after losing a game and ordering 50% off pizza.

“Hi this is Papa Johns, did your team put up at least 90 before losing another game? Great, what can I get ya?”

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